Well It Appears I'm Suddenly Free This Thursday.

Just like I've long feared since I heard Janet Jackson not only postponed (I KEEP SAYING CANCELED!) her Montreal show last minute, and after she postponed her Boston show, JANET JACKSON HAS POSTPONED HER PHILADELPHIA APPEARANCE AT THE WACHOVIA CENTER FOR THIS THURSDAY.

"More details" at a later date. Whatever that means.

I'm highly upset because this would have been my first concert of hers on a huge scale. She pulled this same crap in 2001, but canceled completely. Perez Hilton made it sound like she was trying to get out of her tour because the sale weren't as good as she had hoped. He's an asshole though.

UGH!

from janetxone.com:

Philadelphia show postponed, tour to resume in Greensboro
The upcoming show of the Rock Witchu Tour scheduled for October 2 in Philadelphia has been postponed, according to a press release sent out this evening from Janet's publicist. The tour will resume in Greensboro, the announcement said.

The full release:

Janet Jackson Postpones Concert Dates Due to Illness

Two upcoming dates on Janet Jackson's Rock Witchu Tour have been postponed due to illness. Janet's stops in Boston (October 1st) and Philadelphia (October 2nd) will be rescheduled. The Rock Witchu Tour will resume in Greensboro, NC on Saturday October 4, 2008.

Janet was treated in Montreal where she was scheduled to perform on Monday September 29th, and is recuperating.

Information regarding the rescheduled dates will be made available as soon as possible.

http://www.janet-xone.com/2008_09_01_archives.html#1411942397061214738

My New Favorite Character On SNL.

Caught a bit of SNL last night. Tina Fey...hilarious as usual playing Sarah Palin WHO by the way was in Philadelphia this past weekend for...well...nobody knows. Check out the info here.

"...one of them began booing loudly before leaving. It’s also reported that another said 'What the F is she doing here?'"

HAHA! Oh Sarah! You just keep getting cuter when you get on the defense!

But I digress...

Kristin Wiig's character Judy Grimes, Weekend Updates Travel Correspondent is the funniest sketch I've seen since Drunk Girl. Cheers to you for squeezing an audible laugh out of my chest for the first time in a long time!



I'm just kidding.

Sarah Palin May Be Useful For Something.

She makes me angry! For the past few years I've looked at the voting system as being completely and utterly useless. And you know, it might still be that way. But right now I am angry enough by this woman to speak out against her and anyone else who supports her beliefs. This woman is a witch and will make our lives hell if she gets a position in the White House. I do not like this woman. And I will do everything in my power to stop this process, and to change your mind. Because honestly, how much of your brain are you using if you HONESTLY think that she is a good choice as Vice President? If it was Tina Fey imitating her then, alright then.



Sarah Palin? NOPE!

Looks Like Windows Wins This Round!

I caught Microsoft's response to all those Mac commercials the other day and I can honestly say, it was quite impressive! I suppose they would be since I do believe this is the first time that Microsoft has had anything to counteract those Apple commercials.

Not only is it impressive based on the amount of celebrities that are featured (I hope Apple doesn't come back with something too similar to that with stars throwing up out of my tv) BUT this commercial takes the cake with the line of, "I'm a PC...and I've been made into a stereotype" HA! I like to think that Bill Gates wrote that one himself.

Well done sir, well done. Still love my Mac though, I would never go back!

I'm Going To Ruin All Real World/Road Rules Challenge Mysteries For All Of You.

You want to know how to tell who is going to be voted off at the end of the episode without having to watch the standard get drunk fight get mad cry alliance nonsense bullshit in the middle?

Pay attention to who they focus on the most.

Take, for instance, the first episode. Who was the topic of headline? Tonya... and who went home after only being on the island not even long enough to put her bras in drawers?

Tonya.

The End.

Mad Men & Co. Invade The Twitterverse!

I'm addicted to twitter. But I'm sure my 750+ posts since I first started using it only a few months ago only proves the point.

So tonight in my quest to find new and interesting followers (and hopefully get some back hey!) I found just about the entire cast of AMC's hit series Mad Men! And if you're thinking I found the actors as themselves well hell hell you are wrong my friend. Le characters. Everyone from Don Draper to Bobby and Saller Draper to FATHER GILL and even the random next door neighbor who was divorced with the creepy son.

And for your ease of search and stalk I have here all of the Twitter accounts of the characters from Mad Men listed just for you. At least the ones that I found in the 5 minutes that this stalking spree had my attention. Some have multiple accounts while others do not, not sure why. But what I am sure of is that I will probably stop following them after a couple of days...and that I have way... too much time on my hands.


Roger Sterling
http://twitter.com/Roger_Sterling

Don Draper
http://twitter.com/don_draper

Betty Draper
http://twitter.com/bettydraper
http://twitter.com/betty_draper

Sally Draper
http://twitter.com/sally_draper

Robert "Bobby" Draper
http://twitter.com/robert_draper

Sal Romano
http://twitter.com/sal_romano

Kitty Romano
http://twitter.com/kitty_romano

Ken Cosgrove
http://twitter.com/ken_cosgrove

Pete Campbell
http://twitter.com/pete_campbell

Peggy Olson
http://twitter.com/peggyolson

Paul Kinsey
http://twitter.com/paul_kinsey

Harry Crane
http://twitter.com/harry_crane

Joan Holloway
http://twitter.com/Joan_Holloway

Bobbie Barrett
http://twitter.com/Bobbie_Barrett

Jimmy Barrett
http://twitter.com/Jimmy_Barrett

Father Gill
http://twitter.com/FatherGill

Francine Hanson
http://twitter.com/francine_hanson

Helen Bishop
http://twitter.com/helen_bishop

AND HOW COULD I HAVE FORGOTTEN
Bertram Cooper
http://www.twitter.com/bertramcooper

Can't wait for everyone from Heroes, Lost and 30 Rock to hop on the wagon! Oo and maybe the Hills with Lo, LC and Audrina! Haa well I was kidding with the last one...

I really need to pick up a hobby of some sort.

Tina Fey Is Hilarious As Sarah Palin. But You Already Knew That.

I missed Saturday Night Live actually LIVE this past Saturday, but I made sure to check out some clips of Tina Fey playing everyone's favorite shrew, Sarah Palin and my god it is scary to see how closely the two resemble each other.

It was reported that SNL experienced their highest rated episode evar since 2001, no thanks to Michael Phelps! I choose not to watch any of the clips he's in because I can't stand the way his mouth moves.

But anyway, if you've been living under a rock for the past couple days or suddenly lost your sense of sight and hearing, I bring you, via my boyfriend Hulu.com Tina Fey as Sarah Palin:

Philadelphia Hates Gold Medalists.

Brendan Hansen [lean, muscular Caucasian pictured above], who was a part of the gold medal winning relay con sir Michael Phelps, recently had his gold medal stolen. GASP!

Brendan was traveling home back to Austin from Philadelphia with a layover in Nashville when he discovered his medal went missing. Oh. My. Fucking. God. Everything in me is crossed in hopes that it wasn't some dicky Philadelphian who went through his bag. Let it be someone in Nashville! Country music fans are evil!

http://perezhilton.com/2008-09-15-gold-medal-missing

Olbermann Slams Republicans For Exploiting 9/11

On the eve of the seventh anniversary of 9/11, Keith Olbermann delivered a special comment slamming Republicans for their exploitation of 9/11 for political purposes.

All the conspiracy information and the obvious things that are wrong with the political system have finally made light because of Olbermann. This video is certainly eye opening and leaves you thanking him for FINALLY getting this information out there.

Previously I never cared too much about the political system because of how disenfranchised I became after the 2004 election. But this video gives me inspiration and drive to actually go out and make a change because I can not stand the Republican Party. Not to mention Sarah Palin. But again, you already knew that.

Watch the video and spread it to everyone you know. Republicans, Democrats, fatties, skinnies, blacks, whites, Asians....everyone.

Enjoy.

If Only Men Fought With Music Than With Guns.

We'd get to experience impropmtu concerts like this all over the city!



This of course led me to one of my favorite jazz pieces, "Take Five" done by the Dave Brubek Quartet:


Turn this one up as loud as you can.

FCUK A Unknown! Uncle Jesse Said It!

I've Joked About Things Like This Before.

It was 24-year-old Angel Pantoja Medina's wish to stand at his own funeral and when he was found dead, his family made sure that his wish came true.



After being embalmed, his corpse was propped up for his three day wake in his mother's living room dressed in his favorite Yankees cap and sunglasses.





Wow.

Sarah Palin, You Shrew

I know every one of you out there can't get enough of the Sarah Palin talk, but frankly, whenever I hear any word come out of her mouth I'm automatically taken back 10+ years to watching Bobby's World- and to his mother's accent.. "dontchano" HA!

God knows it took me long enough to register who the hell everyone was talking about while her picture flashed all over the television.

"Why would Tina Fey run for VP of the Republican Party? Am I watching an SNL Weekend Update special?"


Mmmm, no....

"Oh! Oh. The actress from Will and Grace is a Republican? I had no idea."


Again, no...but you're close.
THIS is your woman, The Maverick, The Moosehunter, THE SARAH!


Ah. Hm.

Sarah Palin is a shrew. I've never used this word so much in my vocabulary until now. It's actually pretty sad that the Republican Party, who previously could barely stand McCain as a candidate, is now ass crazy about the upcoming election. You know why? McCain is 900 years old. Palin just lost her first tooth. Perhaps Republicans are excited at the idea of this novice shrew taking over the Presidential hot seat if and when McCain dies in office. (I only use if should the world suddenly go to shit and elect him because afterall, he WILL die in office)

The following website was sent to me via a friend. It's quite interesting. An open letter from someone in her Alaskan community, so claiming to know her so well she knows Sarah Palin's in laws.

http://www.andrys.com/palin-kilkenny.html

Enjoy.

Her speech last night was indeed full of fire, but ... what was it's purpose? I'm pretty sure, can't be too sure I was moderately intoxicated, that the entire time she was up there she continuously bashed Obama and the Democratic Party. Ok, alls fair in Presidential races I suppose...Obama did his share of mud slinging. But...did she talk about her plans for America's future should she be elected as Vice President? Nope! It was a high school cool lunch table gossip fest is what it was. Obama and Palin used to date, then he broke up with her because she was a shrew. So now she's going to whatever lengths she can to break his character. Hopefully the American people won't fall for this bucket of flammable poo and elect who we know would better serve this country.

I hate looking at her face.

BA-KAAAAAAAAAW!
That was my textual impression of what a chicken noise would sound like.

R.I.P. To The Scariest Voice In The Entire World.

Mr Don LaFontaine passed away this past Monday due to complications from something I've never heard of, but better known as a collapsed lung.

Rest in peace sir! You truly do have the voice of God. Or, what I imagine his voice to be anyway.

In a world....

Further Proof Our Country Is Doomed.

"This data has been published in the Economist and the St. Petersburg Times, though this does not mean it should be taken as fact."

I'll take it as fact. The slower you talk the dumber you are, right?
tease.