This Was To Originally Go To Twitter, But It's More Than 140 Characters.

Are you on Twitter? Do you write your updates like you're writing a Facebook status update? WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU!?!?

I have the strangest things on my pet peeve list: Hearing people swallow liquid. People who drag their feet. Having to repeat myself.

Well now I can add on to that list with: People who write their Twitter updates like they're writing a Facebook status update. Example?

@RandomTwit: is driving into a tree.

Not so bad in that situation I suppose. But when I go to the person's page and it is completely filled with tweets that all start with "is", well, IT'S STUPID.

is waiting for dinner
is looking at the circus from the window
is going to a bicycle parade later

Fix this. Please. Tweet like you're telling someone a story, it works better that way. It's easier to read that way. And people can respond to you that way. If you're stuck on the "is" aspect, then send that shit to Facebook! You're not writing in past tense on Twitter! We want to know what you're doing NOW! And I want you to tell it to me in a way that makes sense! Go!

Now, speaking on the Facebook "is", I will talk about the Facebook "is" and why people choose to ignore it. Example?

Random Facebooker is HOLY CRAP I JUST SAW A PENNY-LESS PANDA!

Random Facebooker is Danced her fucking face off last night

Honestly, I could go on and on with examples. What, with my endless buzz induced imagination as well as real life ones that I could pick from on my friends list. But I will spare you all. I think you've got the point. And with that, please change the way you're using these social platforms to please me because we all know, thats why you use them in the first place isn't it?

I Hate This Commercial, And It MIGHT Be Borderline Racist.

I'm curious to know what other people's thoughts are.

I guess McDonald's can't help but think that the only way to appeal to black people (besides selling chicken BA DUM CHHHHH!) is setting it to some rap or r&b video. Did it work for me? Hell no. The only thing it does for me is piss me off every time it gets stuck in my head after someone at work sings it to me on purpose.

GIRRRL YOU GOTTA TEN PIECE PLEASE DON'T BE STIN-JAAAAAY!

Ba da ba ba baaaaa... I'm hatin it!

You Know What Lets Give One To Last.fm, Too!

I woke up this morning to start my daily playlist of playing whatever the hell comes up on random remembering songs I forgot I liked. In this process I always go on last.fm just to see what everyone else is currently listening to/obsessed with. (Yeah, I get a little embarrassed too when you look at my previously played tracks and the same song comes up about 15 times in a row but [I think] I'm ok with it.)

ANYWAY

As I click to look at someone's profile while I'm listening to music, some other strange sounds start coming up aside from the song that I'm currently listening to. I stumble, and many the times I have stumbled on a site that plays videos right away, or plays songs right away, or tells me congratulations I just won a free [insert random object here]. But I wasn't stumbling. Did I leave another window open? No... Is there a virus? Is this AIM being stupid again? No, MACs are better than that. Then where the hell is that sound coming from?

Then I realized. Hm.

It's coming from a banner on the side of my last.fm pages. On my profile page, on musician pages. Every page. Granted, they don't appear for you or your friends if you pay to be a subscriber... but I am not a subscriber. Normally ads don't bother me. In fact last.fm banners have previously been non instrusive and sometimes interesting (movie soundtracks, upcoming concerts etc.) UNTIL NOW.

Why the hell would they put a banner up for a Beck's beer that has random noises to it and NOT EVEN GIVE YOU THE OPTION TO MUTE IT? Is this their way of trying to get people to subscribe to the site? Not a very good ploy, for me anyway. If anything I'd stop using it. Sure, what's $3 dollars a month to not have this shit come up behind my songs and ruin them? Who cares, I'm not paying it.

Last.fm, please get off your shit horse and take that nonsense off your page. Unnecessary. You guys have lost points today. Congratulations.

Click here to air your grievances and push to have them ban audio banners. The audio banner isn't on this page. That'd be too ironic.

Sarah Palin May Be Useful For Something.

She makes me angry! For the past few years I've looked at the voting system as being completely and utterly useless. And you know, it might still be that way. But right now I am angry enough by this woman to speak out against her and anyone else who supports her beliefs. This woman is a witch and will make our lives hell if she gets a position in the White House. I do not like this woman. And I will do everything in my power to stop this process, and to change your mind. Because honestly, how much of your brain are you using if you HONESTLY think that she is a good choice as Vice President? If it was Tina Fey imitating her then, alright then.



Sarah Palin? NOPE!

This Is Fucking Stupid.

Sometimes this slips through the cracks when I stumble. I want to thumbs down it so badly but I don't want ALL images to stop coming to me! So instead, I'll post it here and air my greivances about HOW FUCKING STUPID this image is.

Punctuation is Powerful.

No fucking shit, asshole. I picture some sorority bleach blonde robot who wears sweatpants with brown ugg boots and north face seeing this somewhere and, after a considerable amount of time trying to "understand" this, became blown away.

PuNcTuAtIoN iS PoWeRfUl*<3 is how it was probably written in her profile. lolz****.