This Blog, Like So Many Others

Lived a short life.
I've discovered Tumblr.
See it. Love it. You will love it.
I see that relationship lasting a very very long time.
Love at first sight some might even say. H
owever I'll still post to this one as well, but to Tumblr more frequently.

in the meantime...

HAVE YOU SEEN PICTURES OF RIHANNA'S FACE?

Chris Brown has an X on his back, he's a dead man! (If he isn't dead already)

Lily vs Perez in REAL TIME! I love technology.

This Was To Originally Go To Twitter, But It's More Than 140 Characters.

Are you on Twitter? Do you write your updates like you're writing a Facebook status update? WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU!?!?

I have the strangest things on my pet peeve list: Hearing people swallow liquid. People who drag their feet. Having to repeat myself.

Well now I can add on to that list with: People who write their Twitter updates like they're writing a Facebook status update. Example?

@RandomTwit: is driving into a tree.

Not so bad in that situation I suppose. But when I go to the person's page and it is completely filled with tweets that all start with "is", well, IT'S STUPID.

is waiting for dinner
is looking at the circus from the window
is going to a bicycle parade later

Fix this. Please. Tweet like you're telling someone a story, it works better that way. It's easier to read that way. And people can respond to you that way. If you're stuck on the "is" aspect, then send that shit to Facebook! You're not writing in past tense on Twitter! We want to know what you're doing NOW! And I want you to tell it to me in a way that makes sense! Go!

Now, speaking on the Facebook "is", I will talk about the Facebook "is" and why people choose to ignore it. Example?

Random Facebooker is HOLY CRAP I JUST SAW A PENNY-LESS PANDA!

Random Facebooker is Danced her fucking face off last night

Honestly, I could go on and on with examples. What, with my endless buzz induced imagination as well as real life ones that I could pick from on my friends list. But I will spare you all. I think you've got the point. And with that, please change the way you're using these social platforms to please me because we all know, thats why you use them in the first place isn't it?

Happy Valentine's Day

“You’re the sweetest, prettiest, blindest girl I’ve ever met, and when I’m with you, my heart jumps like a frog on July asphalt right before it dies.”

Who Are John Legend And Amy Winehouse Working With?

just now with my itunes playlist on random, Amy Winehouse's "He Can Hold Her" came on.



something about it sounded familiar... the first few notes, the beat, the familiar wailing in the background...

then it hit me.

John Legend's "Slow Dance"



take a listen for yourself!

upon further research, the blog Track Nine: Musical Interpretations had a post (a year old, cough) detailing that both songs were based on The Icemen's 1966 single "My Girl, She's a Fox".



it seems John Legend took a more original approach to recording his version by keeping the same feel to it, although speeding it up a bit.

heh, now would you imagine that! John Legend's version is still my favorite.

don't even get me started on Janet Jackson's "Free Xone" and Archie Bell and the Drell's "Tighten Up"

A Revelation Was Made Tonight.

A couple of weeks ago on LOST, two suited mans who later turned out to be lawyers approached Kate at her new abode off The Island demanding that she prove to them that Aaron is or is not her son via blood test.

Hmmmm this one guy looks kind of familiar methinks...

Passed my mind just as quickly as the scene ended.

But as I got a second glance and a chance for my brain to work, I realized that THIS MAN



used to be a part of this show that some people may have watched in the 90s...



That's that. THIS is why everyone needs to get back to the island.

The End.

Whoa This Kid Is Flyin With The Birds!

I present to you, “David After the Dentist”




Watched this last night and couldn’t help but think back on the time when I got 4 wisdom teeth taken out when I was 17 years old.

Best. Experience. Ever.

Seriously! Maybe me being admitted into a hospital for the procedure (I have asthma, and they wanted to take extra precautions with anesthesia) made me the poster child for the whole experience? I would do it all over again.

What I remember is going into the operating room, and the doctors commenting on how much I was smiling. “Not for long” I said. “Awwwwww”.

Then they put the gas mask over my face and told me to count backwards.

99… 98.. 9- ZONKED.

[What felt like 15 minutes] LATER I woke up in the “recovery” room to a nurse saying, alright that’s it!

“That was quick…” I said…to which she replied something along the lines of, “Yeeeaahh” whilst probably thinking something along the lines of “This bitch is high”

For the next few minutes or hours, I have no idea, I raised my hand to get someone to get me a milkshake. I never got one. Finally when I saw my parents I could do nothing but tell my dad how I got a B+ on my calculus test and my mother how much I loved her.

She told me my hair was messed up and I screamed/slurred “I KNOW CAN YOU BELIEVE IT!!!!”

When it was time to go home , my parents parked me in a wheel chair in the hallway to wait for them where I sat eyes glazed and staring holding up a towel to my mouth to catch the drool. I had worked part time at the hospital on the same floor and remembered some of the women and waved to them. To this day I’m pretty sure they didn’t remember me and just left it as another crazed person left to themselves in a hospital hallway.

Then eventually we went home. AFTER of course the nurse helped me into my parents car and I gave her a hug for it. Once home I complained that I couldn’t go out to hang out with my friends. I’m a jerk sometimes.

As for recovery, I was fine. In fact I ended up popping stitches in my mouth because I wanted to eat real food so badly. The worst part was not being able to eat what I wanted. So, what was the meal you ask?

Wendy’s French Fries.